As if...

When a boy calls you cute he likes your face. When he calls you hot he likes your body. When he calls you beautiful he likes your heart (The Notebook)

As if he ever calls you beautiful.

But what if he does?

...

JUST SAYING

I don't understand our relationship,

Sometimes we're friends,

sometimes we're more than friends,

and sometimes I'm just a stranger to you.
*The Notebook*

I'M DONE

i'm done waiting for you,

i'm done looking for you,

i'm done hoping that it's you,

i'm done laughing with you,

i'm done crying for you,

i'm done thinking about you,

i'm done swallowing my pride for you,

i'm done acting like i care for you,

i'm done thinking how great we're gonna be,

i'm done falling for you,

i'm done missing you,

i'm done angry with myself,

i'm done regretting myself,

and that's it,

I'M DONE WITH YOU.

P/s: MOJ (Mak Ok Jer)
Pss: Kesian kau belog. Kesian gila berhabuk sorang2. Alololoo come to mama...

Daddy got trouble. Oh NO!

Got SMS from this unknown number :6289694959635

"Ni ayah guna fon police tlong bgi credit maxis $50 ke nombo bru ayah 0128640597 Ayah lgi ada masalah kat balai police. Ta payah call, sekejap ayah call."

I replied "Fuck u! May u burn in hell" then tekan SEND.

Bro, ko silap orang nak tipu.

1) Bapak aku xkan ade problem dgn polis. Diorg yg takut bapak aku.
2) Bapak aku dah pakai no fon dia berkurun lama dari ko. Dia takkan tukar sesenang hati. Dan dia bukan penggemar Maxis.
3) Bapak aku x spell 'POLIS' as 'POLICE'.
4) Dia tak penah buat shortfom or singkatan dlm ayat SMS dia. Dia tulis ayat penuh la, bro.
So, kalau dia nak tulis 'TAK' dia takkan tulis 'TA'. Tu namanya lidah terbelit kalau cakap camtu.
5) Keseluruhan struktur ayat kau salah. Bapak aku tak cakap mcm tu. Bapak aku surely cakap ade accent Melayu penang. But not, Melayu-Jawa-Indo wutsoever okay?

Bro, kau dah mess up dgn aku di kala aku tgh bad mood. So, mmg la aku harap ko akan di BURN IN HELL!!!

wrong number la nih

Someone sent an SMS to my Mum saying: " Ibu skrg brada d pondok. dtg pda hari kamis"

My father said : " tak malu ka, tua-tua dok main pondok2 lagi?"

Me : Ape jadah ni?

Postpone dululahhhh

Perasaan teruja nak update belog pasal abang kitew kawen, tiba-tiba seluk beg baru sedar, pendrive putih tak amik. Surely tertgl dlm keta sbb tadi otw dtg dok melalak lagu jiwang dgn Zaza. Alaaaaa... tak best la update kalau takde gambaq abang kitew kawen.

So, kena postpone dululahhhh...

ARGHHHHH!!!!!

terlepas cakap

Aku pernah cakap,

hidup aku lagi baik tanpa kau.

Aku pernah cakap,

hidup aku lagi bagus dari hidup kau.

Aku pernah cakap,

aku tak sepadan dengan kau.

Aku memang pernah cakap,

tak mahu tengok lagi muka kau.

Aku tahu aku pernah cakap,

aku takkan endahkan lagi pasal kau.

Aku tahu aku pernah cakap,

takkan minta maaf lagi dengan kau.

Tapi aku hantar juga kad "SORRY" kat kau.

Sekarang cuba kau cakat kat aku,

punya banyak pasal kau ni,

kau rasa betul ke aku dah tak kisahkan kau?