I wish i had that conversation..

My Mum,
I wish I had that conversation (when she called me last night) and told her;
“Mak, sok nak bertolak pukul bpa? Jgn lupa bwk camera tau? Atun nak pinjam..”

My Bro,
I wish I had told him to feed the cats everyday or whenever he is home. But don’t give them too much fishes and friskies. Obesity will cause them a lot of trouble.

My friend, Jantumahbebeh (bukan nama sebenar)
I wish I had that conversation with her on YM.
“Wei, aku ada hot story ni. Hang tau tak si XXX nak kawin??”

My sister,
I wish I had that conversation, when we were out for dinner last week.
“Alaa akak, aku sebenarnya rasa mcm nak amek tudung ni terus kat aku. Hang bagi ke?”

My lecturer,
I wish I had that conversation with him, after the class this morning.
“Sir, can I do the test earlier than the date fixed? I already got 2 tests on the same week. But nevermind laah..”

Mamat yang keja @ maxis, Alpha Angle.
I wish I had that conversation, when I gave him RM30 to topup my hp credit. That guy yang bijaksana tu only key-in RM10 and soon after he realized it, he added another RM20. But the air time period still remains 20 days, instead of 30. ler…
“Weh bangang! Aku topup 30 sebab aku nk pakai sebulan la..”

My friend, Ayu (nama sebenar),
I wish I had that conversation, when Cikzarazul called her last week.
“Wehh wayuu, dinner kami nnt bukan kat Carcosa la. Saja ja aritu aku tipu ang. And yeah! Your stuffs are safe in the mahallah store right now. You may come whenever you like to collect it or just let it buried there..”

A bapok I know,
I wish I had that conversation, when he/she tapped keyboard next to me in Computer lab. He said, “hye U” to me. Huh! Just like another occasion pun.
“Weh! Ko jangan nak belagak stylo dgn aku la. Ko tu jadik laki lagi baik. Jadi pompuan pon bukannya lawa . Buruk lagi ade la..”

A friend (jauh di mata dan jauh di hati)
I wish I had that conversation with him when I saw him after class.
“Weh! Stop depending on us! Be a MAN!! Stop acting like KAKAK! Ni, aku yg jadi abang. Toksah dok makan gaji buta laa! Enuff said…”

My ex-bf,
I wish I had that conversation with him (whenever I can..no phone call, sms, etc..)
“Kemain ko skrg ek? Belagak! Ko dah jadi lawyer terkemuka ke?mesti dah kaya kan? Ke dah jadi penyanyi? Tau la muka cam artis..” Duhh..

Guy yang aku minat (Cikzarazul tau sape)
I wish I had that conversation when I bumped into him at café last week. He was with his 2 friends. Heeeehe..
“Hi..emmm..ni no fon saya.. 017-6**06## “
Pastu kiss pipi dia dan lari masuk bawah meja.

But, those words remain unspoken…